The Dan Le Batard Show

Jeremy and Chris guess ALCS and NLCS MVPs from the 2000s. Also, Adnan Virk joins and talk MLB playoffs, the Brewers LCS dominance, and the biggest surprise of the ALCS so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's just about to get to his point; hold on." Dan is trying and failing to get everyone to care about the baseball. Big Dom thinks he's on the Eagles. Zas is a snitch, and none of us understand the peacocking from Tyreek Hill and his camp after he was found guilty of 2 of the 10 charges against him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know; my wife dressed me this morning."Zas' best friend Danny Wood, of New Kids on the Block, takes over as Celebrity Prognosticator. He admits to sleeping during RedZone and STILL calls himself a football fan! Plus, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman's beef and whatever it is that makes up a 'nothing burger'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Actually, I did pass the bar." Greg Cote has a busy day today despite having just been laid off; Roy is wearing the worst costume in Grid of Punishment history; and we celebrate the 1,501st episode of Nothing Personal with David Samson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't rate well with those guys." Mike Ryan is feuding with a Marlins podcast without knowing he's feuding with a Marlins podcast; everybody forgot about Giannis; the Canes are set up to step on Florida State's neck this weekend; and Greg Cote is just back from the hospital after having a knife removed from his back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Okay." David Samson and Jeremy Tache are back with their Nothing Personal with David Samson x The Pitch Clock crossover to celebrate the Brewers' Game 3 win over the Los Angeles Dodgers and Jake Bauers' 10+ pitch at-bat. The Brewers are... going to the World Series? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Great coaches know setbacks can lead to new beginnings. USC Women’s Basketball Head Coach Lindsay Gottlieb took the long road from the court to college coaching, making history as the first NCAA women’s head coach to coach in the NBA, before going to USC to build something special. She opens up about losing her mother, sending more than 300 letters to college coaches, and turning fear into a career compass. Plus, JuJu Watkins’ return from injury brings Gottlieb’s own painful past full circle—and even more fuel to take the USC Trojans all the way this season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's the worst part of the life?" Zaslow's favorite actor, Noah Centineo, is here ahead of the release of his new movie, Street Fighter, to tell us how he gained and lost 50 pounds of muscle, answer Zaslow's very specific questions about 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before,' and to play a game of Douche or No Douche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiim, turn arounnnnnnnd!" Chris Myers is from a family of dog lovers, and in a year that has been so improbable, the impossible happened: Jayden Daniels fell to the ground and ran out the clock in a tie game, and he was on the call. Plus, Jim Marshall's grand mistake and the history of Soupy Sales & Al Sappington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"GIMME A 'SNELL YEAH!'" Josh Allen is in a commercial with bad pass rushers, an NFL player head-butted at the wrong time, the Useless Sound Montage takes center stage, and can Dan interest Greg in a 12-pitch at-bat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You were the man." Peter King is here to discuss his new book, The Game, but did he watch 'the game' last night? He's the greatest ever, but maybe not when it comes to finding the right anecdote to get people to buy his book. That said, we still chat with him about Greg's career, the dumbest thing he's ever seen in the NFL, football punches, and a Dan special: the future of Journalism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm gonna be honest with you, this didn't go the way that I thought it would go."Chris loses a name in the same way he loses sunglasses. Dan wonders how a clinically depressed player would impact a locker room. Greg Cote is also on the show. Plus, it's time for another Journalism conversation seemingly designed to put Jeremy in an uncomfortable spot.Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of Football America, Todd Haley and Jarrett Bailey from The Pump Fake Podcast join to spill tea on his attempt to bring Josh Allen and Saquon Barkley to the Cleveland Browns. We debate whether the Jacksonville Jaguars are legit and marvel at Cam Little’s leg cannon. We also examine why Micah Parsons is Green Bay's missing Super Bowl link and dissect the controversial call that saved San Francisco against Seattle. Finally, we highlight Caleb Williams' upcoming return to Chicago, point out signs of life in the Bengals' run game, and question why skill players (READ: Cam Skattebo) aren't forced to wear sticky gloves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You said, 'Why does no one care? I don't care, but why does no one care?'" Adam Schefter's weekend reporting has the crew asking questions, and JuJu has questions for Dre Greenlaw, Brenton Strange, and Jonathan 'The Tired Boy' Zaslow. Plus, shoutout the Atlanta Dream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"A good minute." Zaslow is dead, but not as dead as the Florida Gators. Plus, Wake Forest is a wagon, Mike Evans reinvented trash talk, the Brock Purdy vs. Jared Goff MVP race, and Tony is here with a loaded Tony's Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Live by the Jameis, tie by the Jameis." Dan asks Pat Mahomes to weigh in on the college sports debate, Amin stops by with his Weekend Observations, Zaslow questions Justin Herbert and the Chargers, and Chris nominates himself for Balls of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"GET OUTTA TOWN!" Dan is infuriated by the Jacksonville Jaguars' sloppiness despite their win in London, but no one was sloppier than the Washington Commanders, who made Mike Tomlin throw up in his mouth and gave Chris Meyers a moment to shine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What if Geno Smith's a Viking?" And what if Malik Willis was a Chief? And what if Jordan Love was a Bear? And what if Caleb Williams was a Commander? And what if Jayden Daniels was a Giant? And what if Jeremy was Malik Willis? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nick Kostos joins the show as we break down all the chaotic storylines heading into Week 5 of the NFL. Is this sudden wave of player injuries a genuine crisis or just the annual media narrative? Are two AFC West offensive coordinators on the absolute hottest seats? Over in the NFC North, the Chicago Bears sit at an unexpected 2-0 without Caleb Williams, gearing up for a high-stakes statement game against their arch-rival Packers. Meanwhile, Philadelphia is reeling after Lane Johnson’s sudden mid-week retirement stripped the Eagles of their offensive Jenga piece. Finally, we ask if the 3-1 defending Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks are somehow flying under the radar as the quietest frontrunners in recent memory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My mother told me, 'You're great'..." Jessica Smetana is here to talk WNBA Playoffs and the wild world of College Football, but Dameshek has a hypothetical that gets us down a path we may never return from. Plus, Amin has a genuine question: what's wrong with Dave Dameshek? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a good apple, man." Before he performed some T-Pain at karaoke last night, Amin took a trip across the street to watch the Miami Heat preseason game and had a realization: Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Heat are really f****** good. Plus, for Mike Ryan's birthday wish, Dave Dameshek and Roy Bellamy recreate Jonathan Bailey's sensual audio version of Bram Stoker's Dracula. Today's cast: Amin, your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of The Pitch Clock, the guys face off in a high-stakes "Postseason Decades" baseball trivia draft covering hits, home runs, and RBIs across MLB history. Plus, MLB Network's Adnan Virk joins the show straight from the airport to preview the Division Series, break down the dominant Tampa Bay Rays, and analyze if the Milwaukee Brewers can pull off the ultimate postseason upset. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Milwaukee with the thu-thunk, thu-thunk, thu-thunk." We have our own personal Little Shop of Horrors with Jason Benetti as he brushes off claims of being both a prick and a coward, hears Chris and Jeremy's limited fake Jason Benetti doing limited fake Boog Sciambi, sings Flock of Seagulls, and goes on a ride through a washing machine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who said that?" Moises Alou was wrong about how he handled that whole Steve Bartman thing, right? We have a big controversy with the Bucket thanks to Amin, and Zaslow has called Jeremy a "tepid commissioner." Plus, tax aprons, being a smarter fan, and a future Nick Saban documentary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Don't let the good door hit ya where the good lord split ya." Despite the crew's insistence that it SHOULD matter, David doesn't think low-payroll teams making the World Series will impact future CBA negotiations. Plus, KAT faces the horrifying second apron, Tom Cruise has a flop, Michael asks a College Football question, and Amin is amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Uh, start stop start spreadin' the rnews." Farewell to the Yankees, farewell to Lionel Messi, farewell to team chemistry mattering, farewell to having fun, farewell to the word 'news' being pronounced properly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Wall." David Samson and Jeremy Tache recap last night's insane games across MLB including a HR that wasn't at Yankee Stadium, a HR that was robbed at Petco Park, and the Dodgers continuing to cruise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

D.L. Hughley lives and breathes comedy, but the story behind his new memoir, Charlie’s Boy, is no laughing matter. D.L. opens up about growing up in South Central Los Angeles, finding salvation in comedy, and writing a book to tell his late father everything he never could. He also shares wild stories from the legendary Kings of Comedy tour—including the $1,000-per-minute penalty jar- and the time Don Rickles told him he was funny. “Charlie’s Boy: A Memoir” is now available and tickets for his shows and D.L.’s tour with Don Lemon, “The DL + DL Anything Goes Tour” are available at DLHughleyGigs.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I have a renewed confidence in my tooth, man." JuJu has arrived with some headlines we missed from today's show and his Top 5 James Hardens in all of Sports. Plus, a look back at today's Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What show did I just join?" I'm sure you may have, at some point in your life, thought, "Huh, I wonder what it would be like to hear Greg Cote and Jonathan Zaslow perform a dramatic, sensual reading of Bram Stoker's Dracula while Senator Cory Booker listens in via Zoom." Well, guess what, my friend? Today is your lucky day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"No, those are milk duds." Tony couldn't be more excited to have Tow Mater back with us as our Celebrity Prognosticator, and he's got some hard-hitting questions. Also, for whatever reason, Greg Cote has a real issue with dudes named Ben. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Content Warning: This episode will discuss Tyreek Hill and the alleged domestic abuse of his pregnant wife. If you or a loved one has ever been the victim of domestic abuse, call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1.800.799.7233. "I am embarrased." Nick Wright joins the show to discuss his gambling winnings and the success of his Chiefs, and that leads him, Dan, and the rest of the crew to discuss the latest testimony from Tyreek Hill's estranged wife, Lakeeta Vaccaro Hill. Dan and Zaslow discuss their own regrets in the way they discussed Hill while he was down here in Miami and the importance of sharing Lakeeta's experience in her own words. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You will not wriggle away." Visit catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com, a very interesting website that many people are talking about. A local sports anchor snuck 16 Greg Cote Catchphrases into a newscast. That's catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com. Joanthan Bailey recently recorded the sexiest damn audiobook you've ever read with your ears. Again, catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com. The Tyson chicken man laughs like a serial killer. Click on catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com. Jeff Hafley used an interesting metaphor to describe his team's future success. One more time: catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"As I won't." Chris is feral with his Top 13 Scorers in Miami Heat History, Dan is excited to celebrate his Rays and their beautiful brand of baseball, and Greg and Zas rip LeBron for refusing to live in Philadelphia while claiming to speak for every fan alive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Jack Strand Show with Jack Strand." Zaslow is struggling due to his stye, Cam Ward dismisses Troy, the Saints no longer have Dan's attention, and Chris predicts a "let down" for the Bengals. Also, is Tyler Herro a Top 15 scorer in Miami Heat history? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One month into the NFL season, the league has officially turned into a fever dream. From an instant-classic shootout between Kansas City and Las Vegas to the Dolphins miraculously covering the spread for the first time all year, no leads—or storylines—are safe. We break down whether Dallas is crazy enough to let George Pickens walk while CeeDee Lamb dominates as the clear-cut No. 1, and detail how New England pulled off a staggering comeback to keep the Bills from putting the AFC East on ice in October. Plus, with seat heat rising fast, we ask the million-dollar question: Is Mike McDaniel’s time in LA running out? To wrap it all up, NFL Media’s Lance Zierlein stops by to drop high-stakes knowledge on everything happening with the Houston Texans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a math terrorist with close ties to Algebra, and I have weapons of math instruction." Amin delivers his Weekend Observations and takes a swipe at, YOU GUESSED IT, Lionel Messi before explaining why Erik Spoelstra is so excited to coach Giannis Antetokounmpo. Then, we take a peek at The Something That Smells Bad File before Tony delivers his Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Risakizumab-rzaa." Chris does everything he can to help Dan understand our Michael Wilbon segment, but Dan, as usual, undermines him. Plus, Josh Allen threw a backward-forward-but-forward-and-also-backward pass, Dan learned about SKYRIZI, and Austin Wells made Tim Kurkjian apoplectic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices